MOOTROPICAbout Mootropic
21 cows.
One very productive day.
Each product in the herd has one job and a cow who does it. Here's what a day looks like when the whole herd shows up.
7:02 AM
Moo-shroom Coffee
Coffee, but it brought lion's mane and chaga to work.
9:30 AM
Udderly Focused
200 mg caffeine, 100 mg L-theanine, 300 mg Alpha-GPC. Tabs closed.
1:15 PM
Big Brain Mane
Two capsules, 1,000 mg lion's mane. The long game.
5:45 PM
Moo-lyte
Four electrolytes in a peach-mango shaker. Leg day survived.
8:00 PM
Gut Herd
40 billion CFU clocking in for the night shift.
10:40 PM
Snooze Moo
One strip on the tongue. Phone face-down.
Rules of the barn
Five things we don't do, no matter how well they'd sell.
No proprietary blends.
Every ingredient and every milligram is on the label and on the product page. If we can't tell you the dose, it doesn't ship.
No fairy dust.
We tell you every dose, and how it compares to the research — including when ours is lower. It's all on each Science page.
No hiding the sugar.
12 of our 22 products have 0 g sugar. The gummies that don't say exactly how much, right on the facts panel.
No miracle claims.
Supplements support things. They don't cure, detox or melt anything, and we'll never say they do.
Show the receipts.
Every ingredient has a Science page with the studies, the dose they used and what they found, including the boring parts.
Meet the herd
Every cow has a job. Tap one to see exactly what's inside.
Moo-shroom Coffee
Brain-brewed. Less crash.*
Big Brain Mane
Feed your neurons.
Udderly Focused
Locked in. Moo-ved.
Moo-lyte
Hydrate like you mean it.
Cud-dle Time
Sleep like a calf.
Udder Armor
Armor up, inside out.
Gut Herd
Your gut's got a herd.
Chill Cow
Stress? Herd it all before.
Moo-mentum
Zero to moo, zero caffeine.
Herd Vitality
Strength in numbers.
Udder Calm
Unbothered. Moisturized. Moo.
Glow Cow
Main character energy.
Shroom Squad
Ten mushrooms. One herd.
Snooze Moo
Lights out, cow.
Moo Fuel
Instant moo-tivation.
Rally Cow
Big night? Bring the herd.
Shroom Zoom
Focus ritual, fast to take.
Zen Heifer
Inner peace, outer moo.
Moo-isturize
Glow from the inside moo-t.
Glow Strips
Glow on the go.
Gut Check
Trust your gut.
Made in US cGMP facilities. Third-party tested. Every dose on the label.
Not sure which cow is yours? The quiz takes 30 seconds.